Has a Little Wang to it.

“I’m not a big game hunter. (I don’t eat what I shoot.)”
If you had sex with The Chemical Buddha and heard this, it meant that while TCB knew you weren’t sexually satisfied, he was and didn’t have any intention of doing anything else besides going to sleep. And while it did make him an inconsiderate and selfish lover, he also knew what he would and would not do. Which seemed to be a rare occurrence because most people could be easily swayed or at least talked into buying and/or trying something. While it might appear on the surface that The Chemical Buddha was a free spirit who would do practically anything, one of the many places he did draw a line was tasting his own jizz. Those that dealt with TCB were often frustrated with this attitude. But they also knew what to expect and what they were in for when they dealt with him. To him, he thought it was important to know your limits. To know what you would do, what you wouldn’t, and what you wanted to be talked into. It made life a lot simpler.
Where in your life do you draw the line? How did you learn to draw the line there?
What unconscious lines in your life have kept you from enjoying yourself?

Center of the Universe

"I see what you get out of it, but what's in it for me?"
Like most people, The Chemical Buddha was pretty selfish. But unlike most people, he knew when he was being selfish. He would also call other people out when he thought they were being self centered. When he did that, they would usually deny it and say they were trying to help him first. However, The Chemical Buddha didn't quite understand what was wrong with being selfish. To him, selfishness meant survival. So it was OK to be selfish. If someone else got benefit out of it, all the better. But that wasn't his goal. He found that people that claimed to be selfless were actually looking for something too. They were just more underhanded about it. Which, to him, was worse than just admitting they were only looking out for themselves.
Do you do things for others, yourself or both?
What do you think of people who are 'selfish'? What do you think of yourself when you’re 'selfish'?

Wham! Bam!

"I can always make myself cum."
Say what you will about The Chemical Buddha, but he was always able to entertain himself. He could stare at the walls for hours and totally enjoy himself. He would claim to listen to the grass grow or watch the dust bunnies form. His mantra was, "As long as I’m having a good time, I don't give a fuck what you're doing." Some might call it selfishness, but he preferred to call it self-sufficient. This was never more apparent than in bed (or on the floor or up against the refrigerator). Any partners that choose to have sex with The Chemical Buddha had to be concerned with their own needs first and foremost. If they stopped to consider what he might want, it was over and they were left sexually frustrated. And you can rest assured that he wasn't thinking of them. In fact, he was probably already asleep.
How does looking out for others (before yourself) work for you?
What areas of your life might a little 'selfishness' help you be happier? What areas might giving to others first help you?