"Sometimes you just have to pick a side and rub."
Early posts have spoken at length about the size of The Chemical Buddha's endowment. But despite it all, he accepted that he had what he had and didn't worry too much about it. Although he did recognize it as a short-coming, he wasn't too proud to seek advice on what to do. One of the best things anyone told him was to not worry about reaching everything. Just focus on one thing and make the most of it. While the person giving the advice intended for TCB to focus on his partner, The Chemical Buddha instead choose to focus on the tip of his dick. Although he did take this insight and apply it to other parts of his life. Eventually narrowing down all of the things he was involved in to pot, sex and Twinkies. Not only was he able to give those three things more of his attention, but it made it incredibly easy to Christmas shop for him.
How often do you focus on one thing?
How often is your attention scattered across multiple things?
Which do you find works better?
What prevents you from focusing on one thing?
What prevents you from seeing a multitude of things?
Showing posts with label Twinkie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twinkie. Show all posts
Friday, July 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
The Bad Side of Feeling Good
"You'll never have to buy a drink if you occasionally put a dick in your mouth."
There were times The Chemical Buddha cared a lot more about getting a drink than he did about his self-respect. So he would happily abandon his dignity to get what he wanted. Including sucking dick, letting someone pee on him, being punched, eating dog shit and a lot of other disgusting things the human brain can come up with to humiliate another person. He did it all just for one drink, toke or Twinkie. And we’re sure there wasn’t one time he felt 'bad.' To his way of thinking, the people who got enjoyment out of making him do demeaning things were the ones who should feel 'bad' about themselves. There’s no word whether they did or not. Although, years later, several videos of TCB's antics showed up on YouTube. So we’re guessing it didn’t bother them at all.
What have you given up to achieve what you want?
Do you miss it or do you think it was worth the price?
What are you prepared to give up to get what you want?
There were times The Chemical Buddha cared a lot more about getting a drink than he did about his self-respect. So he would happily abandon his dignity to get what he wanted. Including sucking dick, letting someone pee on him, being punched, eating dog shit and a lot of other disgusting things the human brain can come up with to humiliate another person. He did it all just for one drink, toke or Twinkie. And we’re sure there wasn’t one time he felt 'bad.' To his way of thinking, the people who got enjoyment out of making him do demeaning things were the ones who should feel 'bad' about themselves. There’s no word whether they did or not. Although, years later, several videos of TCB's antics showed up on YouTube. So we’re guessing it didn’t bother them at all.
What have you given up to achieve what you want?
Do you miss it or do you think it was worth the price?
What are you prepared to give up to get what you want?
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Die Debt Free
“What they don't say is, you don't take the debt with you either.”
The Chemical Buddha was a fan of the saying, ‘you can’t take it with you.’ Of course, he applied that saying when he was asking people for them to give him their stuff or commenting on a STD he had just given a sex partner. Then, one day after twisting up a fatty of Maui Wowie, this all got turned on its head. It was on this day that TCB realized one of the biggest secrets no one ever talked about was you didn’t take the huge amounts of debt with you either. This insight lead to a massive credit fueled shopping spree that literally stripped the tri-county area of every six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Twinkie and stick of beef jerky. To say he spent it on stuff that had absolutely no value once it was used up would be an understatement. (Unless you count recycling beer cans as value).
What baggage do you carry around with you and how does it affect your life?
Do you see it as a choice to carry it around or do you think you have to carry it? What would it take to change your perspective and truly free yourself from your past?
The Chemical Buddha was a fan of the saying, ‘you can’t take it with you.’ Of course, he applied that saying when he was asking people for them to give him their stuff or commenting on a STD he had just given a sex partner. Then, one day after twisting up a fatty of Maui Wowie, this all got turned on its head. It was on this day that TCB realized one of the biggest secrets no one ever talked about was you didn’t take the huge amounts of debt with you either. This insight lead to a massive credit fueled shopping spree that literally stripped the tri-county area of every six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Twinkie and stick of beef jerky. To say he spent it on stuff that had absolutely no value once it was used up would be an understatement. (Unless you count recycling beer cans as value).
What baggage do you carry around with you and how does it affect your life?
Do you see it as a choice to carry it around or do you think you have to carry it? What would it take to change your perspective and truly free yourself from your past?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Cream Filled Eternity
“That which is unchanging is also undying. Sorta like a Twinkie.”
All that is ends. The planets, the stars, the galaxies, the universe. Hell, even parallel universes probably end if they’re really out there. The Buddhists believe the only thing that is real is that which is unchanging. And if it is unchanging it is also undying. The Chemical Buddha had a Twinkie for almost 20 years. Well, he found it with a card from his 4th birthday (his parents were so thoughtful and always gave the best gifts) after it had been buried in his closet for 20 years. Because, if he had seen it, he probably would have eaten it. The thing he noticed though, was his Twinkie looked exactly the same as the ones he’d just bought. So he concluded, Twinkie’s were truly eternal and would out last us all. And the thought of a cream filled ever after, made The Chemical Buddha very happy.
What do you want to last forever? Do you appreciate it because it won’t last forever or dismiss it?
What can you do to celebrate the passing of time and your own time here?
All that is ends. The planets, the stars, the galaxies, the universe. Hell, even parallel universes probably end if they’re really out there. The Buddhists believe the only thing that is real is that which is unchanging. And if it is unchanging it is also undying. The Chemical Buddha had a Twinkie for almost 20 years. Well, he found it with a card from his 4th birthday (his parents were so thoughtful and always gave the best gifts) after it had been buried in his closet for 20 years. Because, if he had seen it, he probably would have eaten it. The thing he noticed though, was his Twinkie looked exactly the same as the ones he’d just bought. So he concluded, Twinkie’s were truly eternal and would out last us all. And the thought of a cream filled ever after, made The Chemical Buddha very happy.
What do you want to last forever? Do you appreciate it because it won’t last forever or dismiss it?
What can you do to celebrate the passing of time and your own time here?
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