“What do atheists say when they orgasm?”
Typically, when God fearing people do something that feels really, really good (or get the shit scared out of them) they usually moan, scream or gasp out one word: God. But The Chemical Buddha wondered if atheists non-belief in God applied to those moments too. Did they say God or did they say something else? And if they didn’t say God, could he get them to scream out Chemical Buddha instead? (For some reason, the thought of people in bedrooms everywhere calling out his name appealed to The Chemical Buddha. We can attest that no one ever called out TCB’s name while he was in bed with them. They were most likely to just gasp, ‘Oh God, what have I done?’) Eventually, The Chemical Buddha heard from a friend who, unlike TCB, was actually able to bring an atheist to orgasm, that atheists apparently say ‘yes’, ‘oh yeah’ and even, heaven forbid, ‘God’.
Do you think you’re too different for other people to understand? If so, how does thinking you’re different keep you in your own little world?
What would you have to accept about yourself in order to be understood/accepted by other people?
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Sunday, May 3, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Stick This in Your Pigeon Hole
“Who people think you are is more important than who you actually are.”
The Chemical Buddha hated being stereotyped. People often pigeonholed him as a sex crazed lazy burn out who only thought about his own pleasures. But what if he was a thoughtful, wise man who never put anything stronger than the occasional beer or mixed drink in his body and treated women with respect? Would anyone listen to him? Would people consider what he had to say or would a bigger than life persona serve him better? What if The Chemical Buddha was just a facade used to live out some small part of a larger personality that didn’t want to be fenced in by how other people thought he should be, look like of live his life? Would TCB be less or more interesting? Or what if he was a sex crazed lazy burn out with a lot more than that to offer but no one took the time to see what else was there?
How well do you know your friends? Do you accept them for who they are or try to make them who you want them to be?
Do you pigeon hole them because that’s who they are, or because it makes it easier for you?
How do you feel being pigeon holed?
The Chemical Buddha hated being stereotyped. People often pigeonholed him as a sex crazed lazy burn out who only thought about his own pleasures. But what if he was a thoughtful, wise man who never put anything stronger than the occasional beer or mixed drink in his body and treated women with respect? Would anyone listen to him? Would people consider what he had to say or would a bigger than life persona serve him better? What if The Chemical Buddha was just a facade used to live out some small part of a larger personality that didn’t want to be fenced in by how other people thought he should be, look like of live his life? Would TCB be less or more interesting? Or what if he was a sex crazed lazy burn out with a lot more than that to offer but no one took the time to see what else was there?
How well do you know your friends? Do you accept them for who they are or try to make them who you want them to be?
Do you pigeon hole them because that’s who they are, or because it makes it easier for you?
How do you feel being pigeon holed?
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