Dry Spell

"A day without sex is like a day of being married."
So it's pretty obvious The Chemical Buddha was never married. We actually think no woman ever even hinted around and or tried to get knocked up by him so he might feel obligated to get married. But he'd heard his friends complain enough about the lack of sex, that he figured he never would get married. TCB thought it was one thing to not get laid by the multitudes of women out there. And something else entirely to not get laid by the woman who you spent all your time around. It just didn't make sense to him. He'd rather start out the day knowing he wasn't going to get laid, instead of starting out the day thinking he was going to get laid, only to find out he wasn't.
Do you have high or low expectations?
How often are you disappointed in your life?
Are you a dreamer or do you think having a dreams is stupid?
How do you manage your hopes and dreams?

Oldies

“None before midnight, none after.”
We’re not sure this insight applies anymore. Because with today’s binge drinking, right before closing time seems like the perfect opportunity to pick someone up and take them home. The Chemical Buddha believed if you hadn’t made contact with someone before midnight, your chances of taking them home were pretty slim. That’s why he tried to get it out of the way early. In fact, he pretty much talked to anything with a pussy and a pulse as soon as they walked in the door just so he'd know what his chances were of getting laid. If it worked, it was because she was too drunk and thought he seemed familiar but couldn’t remember how she knew him.
What old ways of thinking do you hold onto?
How might you be better served by thinking of things in a new way?
How might your hanging on to some old ways help you?