Herpes: Forget-Me-Nots

“Venereal diseases are to help you remember nights you’d rather forget.”
Like most serious drug addicts, The Chemical Buddha didn’t have a very good memory. He could remember where to buy drugs and how to use them. But, no matter if he was high or sober, he couldn’t remember what he did or who he did it with. So it’s no surprise that he couldn’t remember who he'd stuck his dick in or what the result of that sticking was. So when he found red bumps all over his dick, he would just think they had always been there. Just like he thought it had always burned when he peed. Or like how he couldn’t remember a time when puss didn’t ooze out. He figured life had always been and always would be that way. Sometimes we wish we could see the world as he did. Especially when we look down at our own genitals and remember a time before we met The Chemical Buddha. A time before those red bumps weren’t there.
What do you think will never change?
What do you hold onto as always having to be a certain that way?
What do you not pay attention to? What would you rather forget?

Oldies

“None before midnight, none after.”
We’re not sure this insight applies anymore. Because with today’s binge drinking, right before closing time seems like the perfect opportunity to pick someone up and take them home. The Chemical Buddha believed if you hadn’t made contact with someone before midnight, your chances of taking them home were pretty slim. That’s why he tried to get it out of the way early. In fact, he pretty much talked to anything with a pussy and a pulse as soon as they walked in the door just so he'd know what his chances were of getting laid. If it worked, it was because she was too drunk and thought he seemed familiar but couldn’t remember how she knew him.
What old ways of thinking do you hold onto?
How might you be better served by thinking of things in a new way?
How might your hanging on to some old ways help you?

Love Addiction

"People make really bad decisions while high on love."
The Chemical Buddha couldn't figure out why people weren't charged for being under the influence of love. To him, eople always seemed to do stupid stuff while high on love: commit murder, get married and so on. However, The Chemical Buddha would concede that many songs, poems and art were made to impress potential mates. So if not for love we would all still be living in caves, smoking pot and having sex. No advancements in civilization. Just lots of free time doing what we wanted to do. Of course, this conflicted with his thought that women controlled all of the pussy and therefore in the pursuit of their pussy modern civilization arose. (So to speak.) If possible, follow The Chemical Buddha's line of thinking. Men want pussy. Women have pussy. To impress women, men would outdo each other to get to the pussy. Therefore, all advancements made in civilization were made in the pursuit of pussy. Of course, this explains heterosexual pursuit. What about homosexual? This question made The Chemical Buddha reconsider his pussy = modern civilization and he decided horniness = civilization made more sense. Or at least it made sense to TCB. But he was really high at the time. Except it wasn't on love.
When have you made bad choices in your life?
What influenced you to choose what you choose?