“You may be able to outrun the cops, but you can't outrun their radios.”
The Chemical Buddha discovered there are some things that have to be experienced before they can be truly learned. And this one he learned the hard way. By that we mean the lesson was as hard as the asphalt the arresting officers threw him down on. As TCB laid there with his hands cuffed behind his back, he realized he would have just been better off stopping and taking the consequences, rather than trying to outrun them. In fact, trying to outrun them just made the problems worse. Of course, this first learning was lost to the mists of drugs and alcohol and it would take several more ‘learning opportunities’ for The Chemical Buddha to fully integrate this insight.
What problems are you running from?
Does running make them go away? Or make them worse?
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Bang of the Gang
“Flexibility is the secret to a long life filled with a variety of sexual positions.”
Although The Chemical Buddha was unable to touch his own toes (in fact, he couldn’t even see them) he believed inflexibility/rigidity was the first step to seizing up and only being able to have sex missionary style. If he noticed a student that seemed to be having trouble opening up to new possibilities, he would ask them “What new things are you not open to your life? Threesomes, anal sex, public sex?” The answers to these questions would help The Chemical Buddha form a “treatment plan” for the student. If they still resisted and/or hesitated, he would try and scare them by letting them know they were showing the first warning signs of becoming rigid and brittle branches break. Supple branches bend (and are good for spanking). In some extreme cases, he would “suggest” gang bangs to help open up a student (literally). Let the record clearly state that the police were never able to prove these forcible sex parties were anything more than a suggestion.
In your life, where are you too rigid or too flexible?
What steps could help you achieve more balance? And if you’re open to trying a gang bang, as one of these steps, where do you live? Since TCB’s passing, it’s been awhile since we’ve participated in one.
Although The Chemical Buddha was unable to touch his own toes (in fact, he couldn’t even see them) he believed inflexibility/rigidity was the first step to seizing up and only being able to have sex missionary style. If he noticed a student that seemed to be having trouble opening up to new possibilities, he would ask them “What new things are you not open to your life? Threesomes, anal sex, public sex?” The answers to these questions would help The Chemical Buddha form a “treatment plan” for the student. If they still resisted and/or hesitated, he would try and scare them by letting them know they were showing the first warning signs of becoming rigid and brittle branches break. Supple branches bend (and are good for spanking). In some extreme cases, he would “suggest” gang bangs to help open up a student (literally). Let the record clearly state that the police were never able to prove these forcible sex parties were anything more than a suggestion.
In your life, where are you too rigid or too flexible?
What steps could help you achieve more balance? And if you’re open to trying a gang bang, as one of these steps, where do you live? Since TCB’s passing, it’s been awhile since we’ve participated in one.
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