Sin to Win

“I sin so you don’t have to.”
The Chemical Buddha believed he would better connect with his audience by filling a niche. Plus, it was something that came naturally to him: sinning. While Jesus died for our sins, TCB would commit sins for people. He thought of it as a total win-win situation. Except he found that people actually liked sinning. In fact, they loved it. What they really wanted was someone to forgive them for what they did and help them feel good about themselves. But, as we’ve already discussed, Jesus (and the Catholic church) had that one covered. So The Chemical Buddha decided to become a ‘sin consultant’. Because if all sins counted the same, you might as well go all out. Why settle for taking the lord’s name in vain or coveting another man’s wife (it says nothing about coveting a woman’s husband) when you could have sex with a married dead corpse? Now you’re sinning, breaking the laws of nature, and repulsing (and titillating) the public at the same time. We're sure if TCB would have lived a little longer, he would have made one hell of a reality TV star.
Do you believe there are different levels of lies or do they all count the same?
Is a lie you tell yourself worse than a lie you tell someone else?

Sinner for Hire

“Professional sinner.”
After The Chemical Buddha tried, unsuccessfully, to find someone to pay him to watch TV he stumbled upon an idea that would ultimately bring him to the Promised Land. The Chemical Buddha decided to become a professional sinner. His business plan was simple. People would pay him money to sin on their behalf. He would document it with photos and videos and they could pretend it was them partaking in all of the debauchery. Believe it or not, this plan worked fairly well until people started seeing TCB’s bloated, pale white, hairless, naked body in photos and on film. The Chemical Buddha was also somewhat of a sloppy wiper so it’s safe to say no one enjoyed TCB’s new business venture but him.
What do you enjoy at the expense of others?
Do you notice (or care) if they’re having as much fun as you or do you just ignore their reactions?

Damn You

"Some sins are worth risking eternal damnation."
The Chemical Buddha found that how sins were defined changed throughout time. Murder has always been considered the utmost. However, if you accidentally kill someone that seems to be OK. Adultery, while sort of bad now isn't nearly as frowned upon as it was 500 years ago. So this changing sin gauge made The Chemical Buddha wonder if there were souls in hell that were thinking, "Fuck, I’m in eternal damnation for something that's no big deal now. Shit! This sucks." Or do they get out of hell as values change up here? It really didn't matter to The Chemical Buddha because the pursuit of making a TCB sandwich with his best friend's wife and their age of consent daughter while the family dog licked his balls was worth any consequences.
How have your perceptions of what is 'bad' and what is 'good' changed over time?
What one thing are you willing to risk anything to get?