Seconds 'til Orgasm

"Premature ejaculation is premature for whom?"
As the insight from August 26th showed, The Chemical Buddha was nothing if not true to himself. But after hearing some complaints about his stamina (or lack there of) TCB asked himself the above question. Because, if he was having sex to please himself, then, quite frankly, he couldn't come fast enough. Wasn't that the entire goal? If evolution's goal was for us to propagate as much as possible, then he was actually the peak of evolution. Especially when compared to those who take minutes to come. Of course, the complaints were because, it appeared to The Chemical Buddha, his partners actually wanted him to consider their needs. But it's pretty safe to say that just wasn't going to happen.
How do other people beliefs about what you should do affect your life?
What would happen if you worried less about what others thought and, instead, just focused on yourself?
What would be different if you focused on other people instead of yourself?

And You're Off

"I have sex with hookers because they'll leave afterwards."
The Chemical Buddha didn't really find it that hard to get women to leave after sex (unless they were passed out and incapable of movement), but for some reason he thought paying for sex had it's advantages. First, a hooker never complained about his lack of stamina. In fact, they seem happy, almost giddy, when he finished in under 30 seconds. And second, they high tailed it out after he paid them. So it wasn't unusual for TCB to have several hookers clamoring for his business because he was sooooo fast. Because in a business where you get paid by the trick a customer as easy to please as TCB was a virtual gold mine.
What parts of your life do you rush through and why?
What would it take for you to slow down and enjoy yourself?
Do you see things through to the end or do you believe you give up too soon?

Erector Set

"Maybe too drunk, but never too old."
Granted, The Chemical Buddha didn't live past the age of 25 but, as discussed, his lifestyle aged him horribly. Of course, thanks to all the erectile dysfunction drugs available today, we're not even sure if this insight is still true or not. Because although you're not supposed to take ED drugs when drinking (and we're not about to recommend it either) one can hypothesize they would still do the job. Of course, the only problem with drinking is you'd have a case of whiskey dick and not a lot of stamina. And whiskey dick and a lack of stamina is something TCB knew a little bit about. (OK, a lot.) So if you're able to get it up, you might have trouble getting it off. To The Chemical Buddha anytime it took longer than 30 seconds, he was too pooped to pop and would just stop. Of course he would still ask for a blowjob.
What in you life do you give up on too early?
How do you sabotage yourself so you’re unable to give your maximum performance?