I. Don't. Like. You.

"If you have to ask yourself if someone likes you, then the answer is 'no.'"
The Chemical Buddha often misread the signals women were sending out. If a woman merely glanced in his direction, TCB would waddle over and proceed to talk and grope her. No matter how she protested and tried to push him away. He just assumed they were playing hard to get. It was after misreading all the signals for several years, The Chemical Buddha came upon this insight. What he took as interest was actually just tolerance. Eventually, The Chemical Buddha met someone who was actually 'into' him and they made it very, very obvious. So much so that it never occurred to him to ask the question of whether or not she liked him.
What areas of your life are you hearing/seeing what you want to hear/see rather than what is going on?
What prevents you from seeing (and accepting) the obvious?

I Luuhuv You! On Second Thought.

"Only date people you like after you orgasm."
This insight, when coupled with the writings from March 24th ("Everyone’s in love right before they orgasm.") sum up The Chemical Buddha's philosophy on relationships. Everything is good until the orgasm. Then, it takes a special woman to do anything with afterward. Of course, it took a special woman to even get into bed (or the back seat of the car, or in the bean bag chair, or on top of the table) with TCB in the first place, but that's another story that you will probably never read about in these pages. Although there have been several tell-all phrases/sentences in a couple of blogs about TCB. And while his insight might be cold and a little heartless, I think the lesson of making sure you like someone in every situation is valid. Which is why TCB died a single man.
Are you deliberate in your planning or do you just jump?
How often are you excited when you get something only to have second thoughts?
When you have second thoughts do you believe you can change your mind? Why or why not?