“Ex-lovers are like herpes. They pop up at the worst times and ensure you’re not going to get laid.”
While The Chemical Buddha had a lot of STDs he didn’t have a lot of lovers (that he could remember). So if he was on a 'date' with another woman, and was approached by his 'girlfriend' he wasn’t pretending when he acted like he didn’t know/remember he was dating/fucking her too. Of course, not remembering them didn’t help deescalate the problem. In fact, it just made things a lot worse. Until the women realized, it was The Chemical Buddha they were arguing over after all. Then they’d usually laugh their assess off and go to another bar together. Leaving TCB to figure out what the hell was going on and why all this stress had caused an itching sensation in his pants. It took more than one of these encounters to make The Chemical Buddha figure out he should just invite people over to his place or go over to theirs. Which worked perfectly, until he came across two roommates he’d unknowingly fucked.
What bad choices have you made in your life that you find yourself obsessing about?
What mistakes do you need to learn from so you can get on with living your life?
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