Spiritual Date

“Wine me. Dine me. 69 me.”
Every spiritual leader instructs their followers on how to access spirit, the one or God. It’s usually vague things like “release attachments,” “move in grace” Or “pray”. The Chemical Buddha had a very specific three-step process to accessing spirit (or, at least accessing his “spirit” as he sometimes liked to call it.) He also referred to it as his prescription for a perfect night of oneness. To those who hesitated at picking up the check (or burying their face in his crotch) he would look in their general direction and ask, “The true question is are you willing to do the steps necessary to get to your goal?”
What will you do to reach your goals?
Do you prefer being told what to do or do you like finding your own way? How is that working out? What do you need to do differently?