Snortable Ajax

“Drug testing should be mandatory for everyone. I mean, you wouldn’t want to accidentally take the wrong stuff.”
There was probably no one who knew more about drugs than The Chemical Buddha. (Either that, or he just made shit up thinking you didn’t know anything either.) He claimed to be able to tell what time of day a bud was picked (or what time a batch of meth or acid was made) just by smoking it. He did get lots of free tokes with this claim. Although we can’t remember a time he was ever right. However, for the public in general he was a proponent of mandatory drug testing. This came about when, as a child he was sold postage stamps as acid tabs and a box of baking soda as cocaine. He actually should have seen the baking soda one coming, because it was still in an unopened Arm & Hammer box.
What do you think you know?
How have people taken advantage of your inexperience? How have you taken advantage of the inexperience of others?