“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat them.”
The Chemical Buddha considered himself a vegetarian once removed. Because while he didn't eat a vegetarian diet of fruit, vegetables and nuts. He did eat a lot of things that did eat that shit. So he figured he was getting the benefit of what he was eating being a vegetarian. We don’t believe this was actually true mind you, but sometimes what you think is more important than what is actually going on. And to shatter The Chemical Buddha’s sometimes fragile sense of self was to risk the possibility of having to identify his bloated dead body hanging from the shower curtain rod of a sleazy motel.
What beliefs have you built your self-worth on?
How do you justify your life with the beliefs (whether they're right or wrong)?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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