Saturday, January 17, 2009

God is Orgasm. Orgasm is God.

“There is no God. Except for right before orgasm.”
One thing everyone should know is that the Chemical Buddha didn’t believe there was a God. Well, that’s not quite true. There were times he called out for God, but that was usually while he was puking or orgasming. Although he did believe in the divine in each of us, just not that there was some God who cared what he did. Because if such a God existed, TCB should have been struck down by lightning several times over. All of this did lead TCB to make many observations. For example many people cry out for God at the moment of climax. Is that about their beliefs in a higher being or that is just feels so damn good? Which came first, God or the orgasm? And if the orgasm came first did it create God or did God create the orgasm?
What things in your life do you cling to for pleasure or out of desperation?
What would happen if those things were no longer around? What would you do next?

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