Mr. Happy Time

“There’s one last thing we all get to do for the first time: die.”
The Chemical Buddha slipped into a depression once he realized he had just worked two weeks to pay for a piece of ass. (See January 15th reading.) Now the money (and the piece of ass) was gone and he had to go back to work. The timing of this quote is significant because it represents some of The Chemical Buddha’s first awakenings. This was when he realized that no matter how different we are, we are all born and we all die. The time in between can look very different for all of us but we are all unified in our desire for a really good orgasm. Granted, it took awhile (and copious amounts of drugs) for TCB to understand what he was learning. But his path was starting to reveal itself.
What do you think you have in common with other people?
What do you think separates yourself from other people?
Has your path started to reveal itself? If so, what is it?

Brew Mastur-Bater

"The only bad thing about going to work drunk is that when you sober up, you're at work."
On the few occasions The Chemical Buddha was gainfully employed, he would often have a little sip or toke to make the job easier to put up with. And it was fun for a little while. Except when he'd sober up. Then it was excruciating. Not only was he now sober but he was at work too. Quite possibly the worse combination imaginable. The reason TCB was only occasionally employed is because his work performance would go right in the toilet when he sobered up. Of course, he did love the job he had at the brewery. However, he got fired from that job because he was caught taking 5 cases of beer home. They didn't believe his story of taking some work home with him. But that aside, it was the only time he combined what he loved with making money. That and the time he launched his website: Watch TCB Masturbate.
Do you do things you don't like to do? If so, how do you motivate yourself?
What do you love to do? Could you earn a living doing what you love?