Beautiful on the Inside?

“Go ugly early.”
Believe it or not, The Chemical Buddha spent a lot of time in bars. And one of the things he discovered was that ugly women got all the play. While the beautiful ones seemed to just sit in the corner shooting men down, their ugly sisters were getting laid. That’s when the TCB came up with the above insight. He also formed the philosophy that to get the best of the ugly girls you had to make your move early. Before they were snapped up by some better looking guy. This was actually the only way The Chemical Buddha was able to have a chance at getting laid. But if he had to spend money to get them drunk, he would quickly loose interest. The Holy Grail of ugly chicks for him, were the ones that were already drunk. Of course, there was a large likelihood they could turn into emotional baskets cases.
What things about yourself do you consider ‘ugly’?
How do you do to cope with your ‘ugliness’?