Technicolor Yawn

“Waking up in your own puke gives you a different perspective.”
After one night of historically heavy drinking, The Chemical Buddha spent the rest of the night throwing up all over everything and everyone. (Not that he remembered any of it.) When he awoke, his mouth tasted like a zoo full of monkeys took a shit in it. And it smelled like it too. The Chemical Buddha claimed waking up in his own puke was a necessary step on his path. First, he realized eating was a waste of time. It killed his buzz and he’d just end up puking it up. So he stopped eating. Second, smoking pot didn’t make him puke but gave him the same feeling. From this point forward, he decided to only drink alcohol when he ran out of pot or couldn’t afford it.
What are some life changing events you’ve gone through?
How and why did it change how you lived?