“Let’s end the debate. I came first.”
The chicken? The egg? The Chemical Buddha didn’t give a fuck about any of that. All The Chemical Buddha knew was he always came first. In fact, he prided himself on finishing first at something. You can be sure he applied this thinking to more than just his orgasms. He thought of himself first in every other area of his life too. (Except when it came time for taking responsibility. Then, he was curiously absent.) His ‘what’s in it for me?’ and ‘me first’ attitude was legendary amongst his contemporaries. We’re pretty sure, if he had a lick of musical or athletic talent he would have made an awesome rock star or professional athlete. Although he did try to form a professional drug league, but that was short lived because everyone was too paranoid to show up and/or lost track of time. So he declared himself the champion.
Where in your life do you put yourself first and what does that cost you?
Where in your life do you put yourself last and what does that cost you?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
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