“Always looking for something better.”
The Chemical Buddha had a lot of respect for people who seemed to be content with the simple things. For the boring and mundane things that went on and on and on and on. He, on the other had, was always looking for what was just over the next horizon. He believed it was this quest that allowed us (as a culture) to progress. If we were all happy where we were, new lands would never have been found. Let alone all the amazing sex aids that have been created since man first found the joy of pulling his own crank. And none of the new drugs would have been synthesized. Yes. It was this quest for something better that had the human race stretching beyond what seemed impossible decades earlier. And no matter how unhappy this search made us, it was all worth it.
Are you happy where you are, or do you think the next thing will make you happy?
What is wrong with where you are now? Do you think your search will take you someplace different?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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