Multiple Choice or Essay?

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.”
The Chemical Buddha assumed when people asked him questions they wanted answers. So he was surprised people would get upset when he answered honestly. For instance, if someone asked, ‘do you love me?’ and he said, ‘no,’ he couldn’t understand why they would cry or get mad. Of course, if TCB asked someone if they wanted to fuck and they said ‘no’ he would cry or get mad and pout. Neither of which seemed to work at all. But from this hard won knowledge, The Chemical Buddha would encourage people to make statements instead of ask questions. As an example, instead of asking, ‘do you love me?’ say ‘you love me.’ Instead of asking ‘do you want to fuck?’ say ‘let’s fuck.’
What questions do you really not want to have answered?
Can anyone but you answer the questions you most want answered? If not you, who can answer them?