“Life is just the stuff, and people, you do before you die.”
People would always ask The Chemical Buddha what life was about. Why were we here? What was the meaning to life? TCB invested several joints and cases of beer trying to figure this question out. After several sleepless nights, he realized the answer to the question was very simple and said today’s insight. The Chemical Buddha went on to explain that he thought people were the ones who took simple things and made them complex. And adding complexity to any situation was the easiest thing in the world to do. All you had to do was pile more shit on. Keeping things simple was the hardest thing to do because that meant letting go of beliefs and thoughts to get down to the essence of any situation.
What types of situations do you make more complex than they need to be?
What would have to change for you to keep things simple?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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