Cotton Makes Life Comfortable

“Life is like underwear, the more comfortable it becomes the closer it is to being worn out.”
The Chemical Buddha noticed the time his clothes felt their most comfortable was when they were almost completely worn out. When they got to that point, he then had to decide how much longer he was willing to wear shirts with stretched out necks and holes in them. Or pants with the ass blown out. If history was any indication, he would wear them until there was literally nothing left. The Chemical Buddha believed in getting all of the ‘goody’ out of stuff that he could. He licked plates and bowls clean. He would sit for an hour with his head tilted back and a beer bottle in his mouth to get out every last drop of alcohol. He slept until he couldn’t force his eyes shut any longer.
Do you try to get the most out of life or do you pull up just short of your limit?
What could you get out of ‘living’ more? How could you benefit from pulling back sometimes?