“We often come for different reasons than we leave.”
The Chemical Buddha believed life was a lot like sex. And more than sex eventually leading to the creation of life. He thought the reasons we were born were usually different from the reasons we die. For instance, TCB was born to spread the enlightenment through pharmaceuticals gospel and enlighten people to a bigger world. (At the time of this insight, he had no idea how he would leave this earthly plain, and it turns out he left it doing the things he was born to do. But we’re sure this is just the exception that proves the rule.) Just like the reasons we have sex with a person (to come) is different then the reason we leave (she’s sobering up, her husband came home, etc.)
Why are you here?
What are the things in life that cause you to leave and/or give up?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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