Anti-Christ Like?

"Christ turned water into wine. I turn wine, beer, and cocktails into water."
The Chemical Buddha believed we could all be Christ-like. (Some new agers call it Christ consciousness, but everyone knows those people are freaks.) But try as he might, The Chemical Buddha was never able to turn water into wine. (He probably would have only got drunk on it anyway.) He did, however, find he had the ability to turn all alcoholic beverages into water. Making him the reverse Christ or anti-Christ. This realization often bothered The Chemical Buddha. Luckily, he was able to drink into submission that bothersome part of his consciousness.
Rather than focusing just on the day-to-day, how might thinking about the end result help you attain your goal?
How can rationalizing away your own anti-Christ like behaviors allow you to sleep at night?