"Women control half the money and all the pussy."
Although this insight seems to be pretty self-explanatory, it took The Chemical Buddha quite a few years to fully grasp it. Later in life, it dawned on him that if women controlled all of the pussy they actually controlled all of the money too. Or at least they would control the money for 90% of the male population that's straight or bi. Because men will spend practically anything to get some. But usually only for the pussy they don't already have. However, if women could come together, rather than compete against each other, they could literally control the world. The Chemical Buddha hoped that philanderers like himself would never see that day come. Luckily, in this incarnation, it didn't. But what about his next life? Or the one after that?
What or who controls you?
If something else (or someone else) controls your life, what would have to change for you to take responsibility for yourself?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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