"Experience the inspiration of intoxication."
Like lots of semi-successful men and women (including most of the homeless), The Chemical Buddha found drinking to be a great way to uncover new ways of being. In fact, most of his key learnings came while he was under the influence of at least alcohol. One of the things he particularly enjoyed about today's insight is how it rhymed. Making it easier for him to remember. While The Chemical Buddha was 'channeling the spirits of inspiration' (as he liked to tell the arresting officers) he found he was open to all kinds of ideas. On one particularly inspiring evening, he took a woman home he wouldn't have given a second glance to a mere seven cocktails earlier. He then puked in her neighbor's mailbox. Wore her 4X thong on his head (and shoulders). And got his dick stuck in a plastic milk jug.
What inspires you?
Do you channel your inspiration into your life or wake up naked in a puddle of milk with your dick stuck in a jug?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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