Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Is That You God?

"Coke: snortable numbness."
During his tour through the enlightenment 'helpers', The Chemical Buddha spent some time in the powdery land of cocaine. One of the things he appreciated about it was how it took his mind off his problems. Like how his gut was so big he couldn't see his dick anymore. (Was it still down there?) What he didn't appreciate was its price tag. Luckily, he was willing to find other ways to stop all thought in his head and thereby open his mind to the infinite. In fact, he found an orgasm was good at quieting his brain. (So was taking a really good shit.) The Chemical Buddha believed, with the proper supplements, God could truly be found anywhere.
How do you avoid thinking about things?
What price are you paying by not participating fully in your life?

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