Thursday, October 23, 2008

Jim Beam Loves You

"When they're in a relationship, everyone thinks they're attractive."
When one person liked The Chemical Buddha, he thought everyone liked him. Of course, when he wasn't fucking someone, he thought no one liked him and became an insufferable depressive that only massive amounts of uppers could make tolerable. After one particularly brutal dumping, he realized his self-worth was tied directly to how others saw him. It was after this awakening, he created the Three-Fold Path To Love:
1) Get a dog from the pound. (They're just glad to be alive.)
2) Only fuck people you meet through the casual encounters section of Craigslist.
3) Hang out with Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, and Johnny Walker. Because they always love you back.
How does other people's opinion effect what you think of yourself?
If you weren't worried about what people would say, what one thing would you do?

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