Bad Liver

"I’ve never met a drug I didn’t take."
The Chemical Buddha's liver could attest to the fact that he really did try everything. In Kindergarten, before his drug education was complete, he snorted pixie sticks, licked postage stamps (back when they were lickable) and smoked oregano. Eventually, he learned to at least only try stuff that was in pill form, smelled like alcohol or was smoked. Later, he learned to only pay after he'd tried it. Hopefully, The Chemical Buddha's life can be a warning to you that the road to enlightenment is filled with those who would lead you astray. People who try to pass bunk weed and baking soda off as the real thing. So know, dear readers, that you will be tested along your path. No one said this would be easy. And just when you feel your liver withering and your awareness expanding, your 'friends' may try to stage an intervention. Know that only you can keep yourself on the path you have chosen.
How has being open to all options made it hard for you to choose?
If you did choose a direction, what could you gain? What could you lose?