"When faced with a choice, always take the higher dosage."
This was a no-brainer for The Chemical Buddha. It's always better to have more of something you want, than not enough. Not that you need more information on this subject, but we feel inclined to expand on The Chemical Buddha's teachings in some way. (See? We want to give you more.) So, here are some examples: an ugly hook up is better than no hook up. 3 beers are better than 2 beers. In short, while others may say you're selfish, always take more. You can share the excess later. (If you want.)
How does following cultural expectations of sharing, keep you from getting your fill of what you want?
If you were allowed to have as much as you want of whatever you wanted, what would you do differently?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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