"If you're gonna get breast implants, why not put them on your back too?"
As far as The Chemical Buddha was concerned, women who just got their breasts enlarged, only did half the job. That's why he came up with the idea of back boobs. Perfect for those times when he was doing it doggie style. What guy wouldn’t like to play with some surgically enhanced back boobs? (And they could be used for leverage.) He theorized this would be the new frontier in plastic surgery: adding things you don’t need. Nothing would be more American than that.
What parts of your life are you only going half way?
What do you not just need to do, but overdo, to have the life you want?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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