"If you want to look younger, date somebody who's a lot older."
When he reached his early 20s, The Chemical Buddha's discovered his lifestyle was becoming hazardous to his appearance. It all started early one morning as he stumbled into the bathroom to pray to the porcelain god. As he knelt, he saw his reflection in the toilet bowl water and actually thought a 60-year-old dude was trying to swim out of his toilet. He was even more surprised when he saw that same 'old dude' in the mirror. As his mind reeled, the above insight was born. Shortly after, The Chemical Buddha started cruising nursing homes for dates. It was cheaper than plastic surgery. Plus it gave him easy access to adult diapers. So he never had to use the bathroom (and risk seeing that old dude) again.
Do you worry about growing older? If so, why?
What one thing do you want to be remembered for?
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