Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Let's Get Creative

"Anal sex is for those who think outside the box."
The Chemical Buddha tried to keep up on the latest news and thinking. (Mainly so he could work it into his teaching and appear 'hip' and 'in the know'.) One such phrase he found appealing was 'think outside the box'. It was all the buzz in the business world. And using that phrase was short hand for showing you wanted creative thinking. Of course, The Chemical Buddha put his own little spin on it and took 'outside the box thinking' into the bedroom. But he found his particular brand of creative thinking wasn't always appreciated. Especially if his partner wasn't calling for 'outside the box' thinking.
What areas of your life are you trying to be more creative than you need to be?
What areas could use a more creative approach?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Holland Tunnel Ahead

"Some are born into greatness. Others have greatness thrust into them."
The Chemical Buddha always had in his mind that he was destined for greatness. We're not exactly sure where this thought came from because none of his peers, friends or family members were into promoting high self-esteem. They were more concerned with TCB not being to uppity. However, we do know after several stints in various jails he came up with today's insight. Up until his final days (and possibly after that) he believed he could achieve anything he wanted. He knew he could accommodate a wide variety of widths and lengths in his ass. Hmmm. Two days. Two anal sex references. We're sure it's just a coincidence. Or, this is just a shitty time of the year.
Do you believe in destiny?
If so, what do you believe your destiny is?
Do you believe in free will?
If so, what choices do you need to make to live the life you want to live?