Monday, July 13, 2009

Holland Tunnel Ahead

"Some are born into greatness. Others have greatness thrust into them."
The Chemical Buddha always had in his mind that he was destined for greatness. We're not exactly sure where this thought came from because none of his peers, friends or family members were into promoting high self-esteem. They were more concerned with TCB not being to uppity. However, we do know after several stints in various jails he came up with today's insight. Up until his final days (and possibly after that) he believed he could achieve anything he wanted. He knew he could accommodate a wide variety of widths and lengths in his ass. Hmmm. Two days. Two anal sex references. We're sure it's just a coincidence. Or, this is just a shitty time of the year.
Do you believe in destiny?
If so, what do you believe your destiny is?
Do you believe in free will?
If so, what choices do you need to make to live the life you want to live?

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