Ready? Fire! Aim!

"Mankind's worst affliction is erectile dysfunction combined with premature ejaculation. Once you get it up, it goes off."
While there may be many ills that mankind suffers: cancer, starvation, malaria, liquor sales that close, etc. To The Chemical Buddha, he couldn't imagine anything worse than today's insight. It would take hours of cajoling, pep talks, and watching porn to have sexual enjoyment. Only to have it be over in seconds. Don't get us wrong, TCB was all for hours of porn watching, but he considered that research. Thanks to advancements in medical technology, half of this problem has been solved with the advent of various ED pills. However, getting it up was hardly TCB's problem. The gun going off while he was still taking it out of the holster was.
Do you look forward to the next moment or do you enjoy the one you're in?
Do you labor over choices or do you go with your gut?
What would your ideal decision process and life enjoyment look like?

Erector Set

"Maybe too drunk, but never too old."
Granted, The Chemical Buddha didn't live past the age of 25 but, as discussed, his lifestyle aged him horribly. Of course, thanks to all the erectile dysfunction drugs available today, we're not even sure if this insight is still true or not. Because although you're not supposed to take ED drugs when drinking (and we're not about to recommend it either) one can hypothesize they would still do the job. Of course, the only problem with drinking is you'd have a case of whiskey dick and not a lot of stamina. And whiskey dick and a lack of stamina is something TCB knew a little bit about. (OK, a lot.) So if you're able to get it up, you might have trouble getting it off. To The Chemical Buddha anytime it took longer than 30 seconds, he was too pooped to pop and would just stop. Of course he would still ask for a blowjob.
What in you life do you give up on too early?
How do you sabotage yourself so you’re unable to give your maximum performance?