Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Erector Set

"Maybe too drunk, but never too old."
Granted, The Chemical Buddha didn't live past the age of 25 but, as discussed, his lifestyle aged him horribly. Of course, thanks to all the erectile dysfunction drugs available today, we're not even sure if this insight is still true or not. Because although you're not supposed to take ED drugs when drinking (and we're not about to recommend it either) one can hypothesize they would still do the job. Of course, the only problem with drinking is you'd have a case of whiskey dick and not a lot of stamina. And whiskey dick and a lack of stamina is something TCB knew a little bit about. (OK, a lot.) So if you're able to get it up, you might have trouble getting it off. To The Chemical Buddha anytime it took longer than 30 seconds, he was too pooped to pop and would just stop. Of course he would still ask for a blowjob.
What in you life do you give up on too early?
How do you sabotage yourself so you’re unable to give your maximum performance?

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