Monday, July 6, 2009

Ready? Fire! Aim!

"Mankind's worst affliction is erectile dysfunction combined with premature ejaculation. Once you get it up, it goes off."
While there may be many ills that mankind suffers: cancer, starvation, malaria, liquor sales that close, etc. To The Chemical Buddha, he couldn't imagine anything worse than today's insight. It would take hours of cajoling, pep talks, and watching porn to have sexual enjoyment. Only to have it be over in seconds. Don't get us wrong, TCB was all for hours of porn watching, but he considered that research. Thanks to advancements in medical technology, half of this problem has been solved with the advent of various ED pills. However, getting it up was hardly TCB's problem. The gun going off while he was still taking it out of the holster was.
Do you look forward to the next moment or do you enjoy the one you're in?
Do you labor over choices or do you go with your gut?
What would your ideal decision process and life enjoyment look like?

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