"I consider myself both buy-sexual and try-sexual."
People would occasionally try to guess The Chemical Buddha's sexual orientation. (Sometimes, thanks to his ample bosoms, they'd even try and guess his sex.) First, TCB couldn't figure out why it mattered to them. He was in favor of any combination that had the word sex in it. Heterosexual, homosexual, buy-sexual, try-sexual. Whatever. As long as he was having an orgasm, he didn't care how he got there. Sure, he had preferences, but TCB, wasn't willing to restrict who and how he would get his pleasure. Plus, he was usually highly 'enhanced'. One time he thought he'd been in a threesome with a dragon and a unicorn. (Although we never found a unicorn, let alone one whose horn smelled like TCB's ass.)
How do you define yourself? How do you think people define you?
Do you feel like you're a person who's open to possibilities or are you someone who only likes a few things?
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Sunday, December 21, 2008
Love Addiction
"People make really bad decisions while high on love."
The Chemical Buddha couldn't figure out why people weren't charged for being under the influence of love. To him, eople always seemed to do stupid stuff while high on love: commit murder, get married and so on. However, The Chemical Buddha would concede that many songs, poems and art were made to impress potential mates. So if not for love we would all still be living in caves, smoking pot and having sex. No advancements in civilization. Just lots of free time doing what we wanted to do. Of course, this conflicted with his thought that women controlled all of the pussy and therefore in the pursuit of their pussy modern civilization arose. (So to speak.) If possible, follow The Chemical Buddha's line of thinking. Men want pussy. Women have pussy. To impress women, men would outdo each other to get to the pussy. Therefore, all advancements made in civilization were made in the pursuit of pussy. Of course, this explains heterosexual pursuit. What about homosexual? This question made The Chemical Buddha reconsider his pussy = modern civilization and he decided horniness = civilization made more sense. Or at least it made sense to TCB. But he was really high at the time. Except it wasn't on love.
When have you made bad choices in your life?
What influenced you to choose what you choose?
The Chemical Buddha couldn't figure out why people weren't charged for being under the influence of love. To him, eople always seemed to do stupid stuff while high on love: commit murder, get married and so on. However, The Chemical Buddha would concede that many songs, poems and art were made to impress potential mates. So if not for love we would all still be living in caves, smoking pot and having sex. No advancements in civilization. Just lots of free time doing what we wanted to do. Of course, this conflicted with his thought that women controlled all of the pussy and therefore in the pursuit of their pussy modern civilization arose. (So to speak.) If possible, follow The Chemical Buddha's line of thinking. Men want pussy. Women have pussy. To impress women, men would outdo each other to get to the pussy. Therefore, all advancements made in civilization were made in the pursuit of pussy. Of course, this explains heterosexual pursuit. What about homosexual? This question made The Chemical Buddha reconsider his pussy = modern civilization and he decided horniness = civilization made more sense. Or at least it made sense to TCB. But he was really high at the time. Except it wasn't on love.
When have you made bad choices in your life?
What influenced you to choose what you choose?
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