Sunday, December 21, 2008

Love Addiction

"People make really bad decisions while high on love."
The Chemical Buddha couldn't figure out why people weren't charged for being under the influence of love. To him, eople always seemed to do stupid stuff while high on love: commit murder, get married and so on. However, The Chemical Buddha would concede that many songs, poems and art were made to impress potential mates. So if not for love we would all still be living in caves, smoking pot and having sex. No advancements in civilization. Just lots of free time doing what we wanted to do. Of course, this conflicted with his thought that women controlled all of the pussy and therefore in the pursuit of their pussy modern civilization arose. (So to speak.) If possible, follow The Chemical Buddha's line of thinking. Men want pussy. Women have pussy. To impress women, men would outdo each other to get to the pussy. Therefore, all advancements made in civilization were made in the pursuit of pussy. Of course, this explains heterosexual pursuit. What about homosexual? This question made The Chemical Buddha reconsider his pussy = modern civilization and he decided horniness = civilization made more sense. Or at least it made sense to TCB. But he was really high at the time. Except it wasn't on love.
When have you made bad choices in your life?
What influenced you to choose what you choose?

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