"I consider myself both buy-sexual and try-sexual."
People would occasionally try to guess The Chemical Buddha's sexual orientation. (Sometimes, thanks to his ample bosoms, they'd even try and guess his sex.) First, TCB couldn't figure out why it mattered to them. He was in favor of any combination that had the word sex in it. Heterosexual, homosexual, buy-sexual, try-sexual. Whatever. As long as he was having an orgasm, he didn't care how he got there. Sure, he had preferences, but TCB, wasn't willing to restrict who and how he would get his pleasure. Plus, he was usually highly 'enhanced'. One time he thought he'd been in a threesome with a dragon and a unicorn. (Although we never found a unicorn, let alone one whose horn smelled like TCB's ass.)
How do you define yourself? How do you think people define you?
Do you feel like you're a person who's open to possibilities or are you someone who only likes a few things?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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