Showing posts with label natural beauty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label natural beauty. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ugly Truth

"No one is ugly with my dick in their mouth."
The Chemical Buddha knew that beauty was only skin deep. (Although he was interested in penetrating someone's skin as many times as possible.) TCB believed we all found certain types of people attractive for very specific reasons. And while today's insight may at first seem cruel, to The Chemical Buddha he believed it spoke more to the transitory nature of beauty and helped redefine the idea of 'inner beauty.' (Which he sometimes called in-her beauty. When he said that, he thought he was being pretty clever. And we have to admit it would be clever. For an eight-year-old.) Of course TCB was also a fan of the joke: "What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you." More evidence of the transitory nature of acceptability, desire, and beauty?
What do you find attractive?
Has your opinion of what you like changed over the years or stayed the same? If it's changed, how has it changed?
How long does it take for you to become tired of people?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Old Faithful

“There’s nothing a good blowjob can’t help you forget.”
We know it may not seem like it, but there actually were times when The Chemical Buddha got depressed, angry or overwhelmed with his problems. When that happened he found surrounding himself in natural beauty: the stars, the ocean, the Grand Canyon or a good blowjob had the power to help him forget his petty mole hills that he’d built into towering mountains. All that he required was a way to put problems into the proper perspective. Of course looking at the stars, ocean, and Grand Canyon never gave him an orgasm, although they did have the power to make him sleepy. But then he never, ever got too much teeth from any of those natural wonders either.
What problems do you make into big, dramatic, life altering events?
What’s one way you could do to put them into their proper/more accurate perspective?