"No one is ugly with my dick in their mouth."
The Chemical Buddha knew that beauty was only skin deep. (Although he was interested in penetrating someone's skin as many times as possible.) TCB believed we all found certain types of people attractive for very specific reasons. And while today's insight may at first seem cruel, to The Chemical Buddha he believed it spoke more to the transitory nature of beauty and helped redefine the idea of 'inner beauty.' (Which he sometimes called in-her beauty. When he said that, he thought he was being pretty clever. And we have to admit it would be clever. For an eight-year-old.) Of course TCB was also a fan of the joke: "What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you." More evidence of the transitory nature of acceptability, desire, and beauty?
What do you find attractive?
Has your opinion of what you like changed over the years or stayed the same? If it's changed, how has it changed?
How long does it take for you to become tired of people?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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