"Not even tattoos are forever anymore."
The Chemical Buddha was grateful that real long-term relationships went out of style decades ago. That way he didn't feel so out of place for never having been involved in a relationship that lasted until morning. He noticed that people didn't want to be tied down. Didn't want to be responsible for themselves, let alone anything else. This all gelled for him when he discovered that, thanks to modern technology, the last bastion of permanence has been vanquished. Have an embarrassing tattoo you don’t like? Just erase it. Nothing lasts forever anymore. Actually the idea that it would last was only an illusion. The only constant is change. And now you don't have to be responsible for anything you do in a drunken stupor.
What parts of your life do you think will last forever?
What areas do you want to last?
Which areas do you just what to hurry and pass you by? How come? What do you think will be different?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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