Sunday, August 30, 2009

Step on a Crack

"It's important to know which crack you smoke and which crack you poke."
We're sure it's not that far of a stretch to picture The Chemical Buddha getting so 'impaired' that he would try and hump practically anything. That includes the night he discovered today's insight. After a day of heavy drug use, TCB spent that entire night trying to mount some crack cocaine. (It started when The Chemical Buddha overheard his roommate saying he left some crack on his nightstand.) Not only was TCB left unsatisfied, but all the rock tasted like dick. (Or, so he claimed, what he'd heard dick was supposed to taste like.) From that moment on, he decided to pay attention to the difference.
Where are you confused about in your life?
To be more satisfied with life, what do you need to learn more about?

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