Fucking fun

"The best things in life cause STDs."
There are multiple sex related insights from The Chemical Buddha. (We're going to hazard a guess and say about 99.9% of TCB's waking time was spent thinking about sex, making jokes about sex or trying to get someone to have sex with him.) This one was used whenever a recent sexual partner complained about contracting an STD from TCB. (There's some nice symmetry.) Although they would often reply (sometimes at the top of their lungs) that sex with him wasn't even in the top 1 million of life's best things. But that didn't deter him from believing it was all worth it. In fact, he would readily admit that he was the best he had ever had. But that might have been because he could only clearly remember having sex with himself.
What are you favorite things about life?
How much time do you spend doing them?
How much time do you spend doing things you don't enjoy?
What could you do to enjoy yourself more of the time?

Guesstimate

“We're all just guessing.”
When it comes to life and what’s after life, The Chemical Buddha realized that everyone’s advice was just a guess. No one knows what you should or shouldn’t do. What death will and will not be like. They might have an opinion based on their experience and best thoughts. But does anyone really know what the hell is going on with themselves? Let alone with someone else’s life? The Chemical Buddha found it curious how people were always more willing to tell others how to live, than they were to actually do anything about their own life situation. So when people tried to ‘help’ TCB by offering their advice, he would reply with the above insight. It at least seemed to stop people from pestering him.
How much of your life do you spend guessing?
Do you offer people advice on how to live? Do you follow the advice of others?