“We're all just guessing.”
When it comes to life and what’s after life, The Chemical Buddha realized that everyone’s advice was just a guess. No one knows what you should or shouldn’t do. What death will and will not be like. They might have an opinion based on their experience and best thoughts. But does anyone really know what the hell is going on with themselves? Let alone with someone else’s life? The Chemical Buddha found it curious how people were always more willing to tell others how to live, than they were to actually do anything about their own life situation. So when people tried to ‘help’ TCB by offering their advice, he would reply with the above insight. It at least seemed to stop people from pestering him.
How much of your life do you spend guessing?
Do you offer people advice on how to live? Do you follow the advice of others?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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