“I sin so you don’t have to.”
The Chemical Buddha believed he would better connect with his audience by filling a niche. Plus, it was something that came naturally to him: sinning. While Jesus died for our sins, TCB would commit sins for people. He thought of it as a total win-win situation. Except he found that people actually liked sinning. In fact, they loved it. What they really wanted was someone to forgive them for what they did and help them feel good about themselves. But, as we’ve already discussed, Jesus (and the Catholic church) had that one covered. So The Chemical Buddha decided to become a ‘sin consultant’. Because if all sins counted the same, you might as well go all out. Why settle for taking the lord’s name in vain or coveting another man’s wife (it says nothing about coveting a woman’s husband) when you could have sex with a married dead corpse? Now you’re sinning, breaking the laws of nature, and repulsing (and titillating) the public at the same time. We're sure if TCB would have lived a little longer, he would have made one hell of a reality TV star.
Do you believe there are different levels of lies or do they all count the same?
Is a lie you tell yourself worse than a lie you tell someone else?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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