Monday, February 2, 2009

Sinner for Hire

“Professional sinner.”
After The Chemical Buddha tried, unsuccessfully, to find someone to pay him to watch TV he stumbled upon an idea that would ultimately bring him to the Promised Land. The Chemical Buddha decided to become a professional sinner. His business plan was simple. People would pay him money to sin on their behalf. He would document it with photos and videos and they could pretend it was them partaking in all of the debauchery. Believe it or not, this plan worked fairly well until people started seeing TCB’s bloated, pale white, hairless, naked body in photos and on film. The Chemical Buddha was also somewhat of a sloppy wiper so it’s safe to say no one enjoyed TCB’s new business venture but him.
What do you enjoy at the expense of others?
Do you notice (or care) if they’re having as much fun as you or do you just ignore their reactions?

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