Sunday, February 1, 2009

Remote Control

“Born to watch TV.”
After getting fired from his first vocation, The Chemical Buddha was forced to find other things to do. (OK, it actually wasn’t that hard for him to find things to do, he just did what he used to do before he had a job.) After he smoked a few bowls, he started to think maybe his whole purpose was to just watch TV. Because if no one watched it, would it exist? As his brain started to wrap around this idea, he realized he still needed to figure out a way to pay for the drugs, food, and sex he desired. His ideal was to find someone to pay him to watch TV, but what were the chances of that? And would he like watching TV if it suddenly became his job? He decided that was a risk he was willing to take and placed a job wanted ad in the paper and on craigslist.
What do you feel like you were born to do?
What do you enjoy about it?

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