Holiest of Holies

“The only holy site I'm interested in visiting is between your legs.”
The way The Chemical Buddha saw it, the oppression of women by religion was doing the exact opposite of what it should have done. Not that TCB had any problem with people who weren’t attracted to women (which included all straight women and gay men) pussy was just something that interested him a lot more than cock. And when TCB thought about today’s insight, everyone had holes so it still fit. But we digress. The Chemical Buddha’s thought his own brand of holy sites was way more important than some old building, rock or mound. His 'holy' sites were the source of pleasure and life. Every picture TCB had ever seen of people at a ‘holy’ site no one seemed to be having fun or even smiling. That seemed way fucked up to him. Plus, The Chemical Buddha's spiritual system had way more holy sites than every other religion (over 3 billion at last count if world census is to be believed). And he was interested in visiting every single one of them. Sadly, at the time of this death, TCB had only visited 13 holy sites and that was for only a few brief seconds per visit.
What is you concept of religion/spirituality?
What do you agree with and what do you disagree with?
In the perfect world, what would your personal spiritual practice look like?
How would living that way change your life?